Clandestine

I only have 1 and a half years of my degree left. Huzzah! Way less than I thought!

Anonymous asked: is there anything you dont like about living in Sydney?

-I think I drink too much here.

-I can’t for the life of me save 1 penny.

-Oh, and I hate how you can’t leave the house looking like a sloth. I can’t get the paper in my pyjamas and there is always at least one hot waitress in every cafe so I can’t get a good coffee in them either.

But, It’s been pretty good to me so far.

UK Classic Cars For Sale

My favourite website at the moment. Let’s hope I can save enough to go on a driving holiday next year.

I went back to a girl from work’s apartment last night, and it was so fucking awesome. Arty fartys would cream. I’m talking plants hanging from ceilings and beds in lofts.

Beyonce Feat Andre 3000

—Back to Black

Me: Hi Betty, there are a lot of cockroaches in the kitchen lately. Can you organise some poison please? Thanks, Luke.

Landmistress: Ok. We’ll Thx let me know.

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